Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don’t have any.

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”

“If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they…”

“I don’t know dick about vaginas.”

“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it ma…”