Politics is just show business for ugly people.

“The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re…”

“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the desi…”

“New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tes…”

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were…”