Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideal…”

“Since pigs are anatomically similar to humans, dissecting one must be like cutt…”

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorte…”