Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel so bad for Chad. I also feel so bad for Chad.

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“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”

“Your writing can be chosen by one publisher and hated by all readers, or it can…”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”