PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!

“Writing controlled fiction is called "plotting." Buckling your seatbelt and let…”

“A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the onl…”

“If you fell outward to the limit of the universe, would you find a board fence …”

“..но всяка жена, която поне малко познава живота, ще потвърди, че никога не е н…”