Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran…”

“There is nothing more romantic than candles and flowers, except candles that sm…”

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #l…”

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”