Pudge," She shook her head and sipped the cold coffee and wine-"Pudge, what you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person.

“The problem exactly is that she dumped me. That I'm alone. Oh my God, I'm alone…”

“She was loved deeply, but not widely”

“She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and po…”

“I said, “ I’m sorry , sir , but we don’t speak Swedish .”“Well, of course you d…”