Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

“Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t mea…”

“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologi…”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the sec…”