Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the so…”

“Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a dead…”

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”

“A blanket could be used as a stool softener. Or it could also be used to soften…”