Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did that one time, nine months before your birth.

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”

“If I were a mad scientist, I’d use a brick in an angry way. And if I were a mad…”

“If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.”

“An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bu…”