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“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and…”

“I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.”

“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes an…”

“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name …”