REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES

Breaking Up in the Movies:
Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it?
Boy #2: Sort of not, huh?
Boy #1: You can’t say we didn’t try.
Boy #2: We sure did. Besides, we’re still best friends.
Boy #1: Forever.
Boy #2: This is terrific pasta.

Breaking Up for Real:
Boy #1: Are you asleep?
Boy #2: Does it sound like it?
Boy #1: I’m sorry about the tuna fish.
Boy #2: It isn’t the tuna fish! It’s the last six months!
Boy #1: You’re an asshole.
Boy #2: Let go of my cock.

Autor: Steve Kluger

REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES<br /><br />Breaking Up in the Movies:<br />Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it?<br />Boy #2: Sort of not, huh?<br />Boy #1: You can’t say we didn’t try.<br />Boy #2: We sure did. Besides, we’re still best friends.<br />Boy #1: Forever.<br />Boy #2: This is terrific pasta.<br /><br />Breaking Up for Real:<br />Boy #1: Are you asleep?<br />Boy #2: Does it sound like it?<br />Boy #1: I’m sorry about the tuna fish.<br />Boy #2: It isn’t the tuna fish! It’s the last six months!<br />Boy #1: You’re an asshole.<br />Boy #2: Let go of my cock. - Steve Kluger

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