Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don…”

“If somebody were to ask me what it means to me to be American, I'd respond, "It…”

“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …”

“In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though …”