Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

“New Rule: If the guy who makes up the poll questions at CNN doesn't want to do …”

“Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.”

“That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.”

“We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitl…”