Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

“New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields …”

“New Rule: The sad mime at every protest has to give it a rest. One sign you're …”

“New Rule: The person who sat in my seat on the flight before me and could not f…”

“We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!”