Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee?


“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on…”

“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal,…”

“If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ea…”

“My information is based on yesterday’s newspaper. But that’s OK, because I’m li…”