Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”

“I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.”

“Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or…”

“I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.”