Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”

“I’d never trust a surgeon who didn’t wear gloves when he operated. Even if thos…”