Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face if he wanted to.

“Guess that’s a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag.”

“Kiddo, I’d let you brand me with a hot iron if you wanted to.”“Still a sucker f…”

“After I perused Facebook for ten minutes, learning absolutely nothing interesti…”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”