Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.

“My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking …”

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”

“I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I do…”

“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for b…”