SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited.

“Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limit…”

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“MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as…”

“The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Chri…”