Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lunchtime! The coffee’s stale but the cream will be fresh.

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.”

“I would have kissed her goodnight, but it was six in the morning.”