Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.

“Love is a bag of electric eels sleeping in a lagoon full of goons and legumes. …”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask…”

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”