Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice.

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he…”

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”

“I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear …”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”