Security shouldn’t enforce, they should massage situations, without laying a hand on a guest.

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door po…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laund…”