Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much yo…”

“A brick could be used as bait for the vampire shark. Since nobody’s ever seen a…”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“When a writer has deep thoughts, I expect him to also have a deep voice. And if…”