Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.

“If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your …”

“When I went in the secret chamber, Thor was indeed there. A small room, the wal…”