shane:you only love me for my abs
clair:shut up loser shift off

“THTL— too hot to live ”

“I'm a vampire. I have secret powers".."Actually, your mom let me in" -Michael G…”

“He was yelling at them all to follow. Claire didn't want to; she didn't trust t…”

“It's dreadfully unfair to say things like that when this is likely the last tim…”