Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be u…”

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it whe…”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” onl…”