She asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stage.

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”

“I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great…”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”