She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”