She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a …”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”

“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, bu…”