She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”

“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my…”

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something t…”

“Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’…”