She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. “Does that make today the last day, or at midnight tonight will the world just skip over to the day after tomorrow? But wouldn’t that still make it tomorrow?

“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorolog…”

“If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If y…”

“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this …”