She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t have the face of one either.

“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't…”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“Stop a drunk driver and you stop a murderer—even if he hasn’t killed anyone yet…”

“My book is called “Blue Collar.” That’s just a working title.”