She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our love disappeared into each other like a box of toothpicks.

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“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”

“Don’t be alarmed by the flashing lights and the sirens you can’t see or hear. J…”