She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce …”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace lea…”