She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad our love never made it past the kitchen and into the bedroom (or garage).

“I want a Snuggle Sandwich—hold the pickle. Make it a combo and upsize it.”

“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fa…”

“I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”