She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re still on his body, which is still in the trunk of my car.

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”

“I just invented a new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person wa…”

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”