She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

“Shred all that, then take the pieces to the incinerator at the end of the hall …”

“Eeek,” Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.”

“We had this talk,” she said. “You may be dead sexy, and I mean, like, really de…”

“You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree b…”