She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other eye on?

“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is…”

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it be…”

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”