She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no farther than her camel toe.

“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“L and V, both angular. O and E, both vowels. Coupled together, like a couple of…”