She walked by and I said, Nice shirt. What I really meant was, Nice tits.

“Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of de…”

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to …”

“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying…”