She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters’ convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.

“Hello again, I said to death. I was resigned, if not ready.”

“Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with…”

“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd …”

“Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?""You are not a ninja, Shane.""I…”