She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.

“She works in the corporate business center, and I work in a satellite location.…”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”