Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!"
"You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,

“Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.”

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“That’s kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for sty…”

“Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excu…”