Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty.

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”

“My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got …”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”

“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smit…”