Silence! I kill you!

“Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno…”

“jose jaliopinio on a stick" do you like bmw's (big mexican weman)”

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dea…”

“WHAT! WE CANT TALK AT THE SAME TIME! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, I talk…”