Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.

“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”

“This financial crisis in Europe would have left Greece in Ruins, but it’s been …”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”