Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

“The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano oc…”

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”

“When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it …”

“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squ…”