Slicker than snot on a door handle.

“Al was standing a bare three feet away, his mood almost jovial as he took the p…”

“I ought to file charges of uncommon stupidity against you for letting her try t…”

“Two thousand miles, Rachel,” he said tightly, and I guessed that no, it didn’t …”

“Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I com…”